Weekly Digest – Week 4 – 05.02.2018 to 11.02.2018
For the past few weeks, I have been posting some nice info on different sub-topics of internet marketing. This week, I decided to make it a little bit interesting by adding some internet marketing jokes. Beware: If you’re not that much into internet marketing, most of these wouldn’t make any sense to you
Internet Marketing Jokes
- What does an SEO expert and a part time chiropractor fix? —- Back links
- Why do SEOs love the farmer’s market? —- Lots of organic content
- Why is it wrong to have lots of Pandas in the same cage at the Zoo? —- It could be considered stuffing!
- Why did the SEO expert cross the road? —- To get hit with traffic
- Why did Tiger Woods start studying SEO? —- To get his #1 ranking back
- What room was Matt Cutts trying to find when he got lost at the SEO Conference? —- Room 404
- Why do SEOs hate watery oatmeal? —- Thin content
- How do you get people to notice you online? — You have to really make an impression
- What is a movie director’s favorite part of a paid search ad? — The call to ACTION!
- What do religion and paid search advertisers have in common? — They really want people to convert
- Why did the woman dump her marketer boyfriend? — Lack of engagement
- Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married? — Because they weren’t on the same landing page
- Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? — He was worried about his bounce rate
- I did a Google image search for gorgeous with no advanced filters and your picture was the first result.
- You make me want to optimize myself.
- I checked. The alt text for your picture is “hot damn!”
- If only there was a Google map to your heart.
- I’ve got an algorithm that includes you, me, some Mountain Dew and an XBox.
- This one’s on aggressive marketing
- This classic one from Google Analytics about finding why your customers are leaving your shopping cart
- About buying clicks
- A random one
- This is really the best
Some internet marketing pick up lines
And here are some pins to make you laugh
And some videos:
So, which one did you find funny? Let me know in the comments below:
